2010 was lovely. And to bid it farewell, I have stolen a stellar idea from my friend Beth and listed some of my favoritest quotes from the past year for your my viewing pleasure. 😉 With this post, I escort 2010 into the hall of memories.
“Don’t pull belts too tight. It shows your fatness.” -Patti
“It’s a personal joke! …that I just made up.” -Josh L.
“The negative team didn’t give a reason against this. And if they did, it probably wasn’t a good one.” – TP debater
“If trees could scream, would we be so quick as to cut them down? We might. If they screamed all the time. For no apparent reason.” -Brian
“So next week there’s gonna be this wedding… practice… thing.” -Jonathan M.
“I feel like an orc.” -Emily
“Some guys, you lock the door if you see them coming. And others, you lock the door after they come in.” -Lydia
“Star Wars. *silence* …Did I just randomly say Star Wars?” -Sarah M.
“A dowel rod? Like in The Lord of the Rings? Or is that a balrog?” -Anna
Anna: The older I get, the less Papa lets me drive the golf cart. I think he thinks younger kids are more careful.
Me: Well, it’s probably true….
Anna: Yeah! It’s proved by YOU!
“HahahahahaHAhahahahaaa… I don’t get it.” -Abby
“Pretend it’s winter!!” -Bronte and I
“You aren’t ladies! You’re nothin’ but a couple of sisters!” -Tim
“I’ve still got yesterday’s sneeze!” -Noah
Me: Does anyone have any questions? (teaching a class)
Girl: Did you make your shirt?
“Hey Grace, pour me a stiff one!” -Laura K. (I was serving ice cream)
“There’s two kinds of Weight-Watchers. People who watch their weight go down, and people who watch their weight go up!” -Kyle
“This is a french knife!” -Andrew, after hanging an acorn cap on a plastic knife
“Mary had a tinkerbell, tinkerbell, tinkerbell!” -Alan
Me: What’s the difference between a water buffalo and a regular buffalo?
Emily: Water buffaloes float!