Finale

2010 was lovely. And to bid it farewell, I have stolen a stellar idea from my friend Beth and listed some of my favoritest quotes from the past year for your my viewing pleasure. 😉 With this post, I escort 2010 into the hall of memories.

“Don’t pull belts too tight. It shows your fatness.” -Patti

“It’s a personal joke! …that I just made up.” -Josh L.

“The negative team didn’t give a reason against this. And if they did, it probably wasn’t a good one.” – TP debater

“If trees could scream, would we be so quick as to cut them down? We might. If they screamed all the time. For no apparent reason.” -Brian

“So next week there’s gonna be this wedding… practice… thing.” -Jonathan M.

“I feel like an orc.” -Emily

“Some guys, you lock the door if you see them coming. And others, you lock the door after they come in.” -Lydia

“Star Wars. *silence* …Did I just randomly say Star Wars?” -Sarah M.

“A dowel rod? Like in The Lord of the Rings? Or is that a balrog?” -Anna

Anna: The older I get, the less Papa lets me drive the golf cart. I think he thinks younger kids are more careful.
Me: Well, it’s probably true….
Anna: Yeah! It’s proved by YOU!

“HahahahahaHAhahahahaaa… I don’t get it.” -Abby

“Pretend it’s winter!!” -Bronte and I

“You aren’t ladies! You’re nothin’ but a couple of sisters!” -Tim

“I’ve still got yesterday’s sneeze!” -Noah

Me: Does anyone have any questions? (teaching a class)
Girl: Did you make your shirt?
Me: …No.

“Hey Grace, pour me a stiff one!” -Laura K. (I was serving ice cream)

“There’s two kinds of Weight-Watchers. People who watch their weight go down, and people who watch their weight go up!” -Kyle

“This is a french knife!” -Andrew, after hanging an acorn cap on a plastic knife

“Mary had a tinkerbell, tinkerbell, tinkerbell!” -Alan

Me: What’s the difference between a water buffalo and a regular buffalo?
Emily: Water buffaloes float!

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5 responses

  1. Haha! This is awesome. I’m so glad you did it this year…because I didn’t. Epic fail. I haven’t kept track of quotes as much as I usually do. Reading yours makes up for it, though. 😉

    December 31, 2010 at 6:01 pm

  2. LOL! Love it! I think my favorite is Lydia’s (though the winter one makes me laugh because I know the story!) Hehe. 🙂

    December 31, 2010 at 7:13 pm

  3. Oh man…that was HYSTERICAL!!!!!!
    Epic! Deserving of the title “Finale”. Wow.

    Happy New Year!

    -NathanH.

    December 31, 2010 at 7:22 pm

  4. lol, loved it. I need to start catching and keeping the quotes I here, these are great.

    January 1, 2011 at 11:55 am

  5. That’s right, don’t pull belts too tight. 😉

    January 2, 2011 at 10:24 am

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